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| Mardelle*- "Just exactly what do I have to do as Fan Club President?" | Marlee Matlin- "This is the best music I've heard in years!" |
| Randy Brown- "I do all Big T's parties because they love to roast goat!" | Mr. and Mrs. Murray- "Please stop sending us this music." |
| Shelly D- "Can I be a Go Go dancer in the background?" | Bob Keeshan- "I want you all to be nice." |
| Favorite Aunt**- "I feel like doing the Humma Hiima right now!" | Nancy O- "I can't figure out the words." She should be happy -ed. |
| Leppi- "UNSUBSCRIBE, REMOVE PLEASE, CANCEL!!" | Yoko Ono- "I can break this band up too. Just watch me." |
| Cris F-Chrysalis Foundation, "Do these guys even tune? Does it matter?" | Marvin Hamlish- "I hear they make a killer Kreplakh." |
| G.W. Bush- "I can't put my finger on it but I know there's evil involved." | Mr.&Mrs.Yaggi- "We've been roped into this. We prefer Sinatra." |
| Sir George Martin- "I said, Don't use my name." | Jack Box- "We only use real Lipton tea." |
| Mark & Jen M- "Woohooo!!!!!!!" (from Kentucky)(no shoes) | Perry Como- "When I'm cranked on PCP, Big T is the only music for me" |
| Kent- "I'll pay you to NOT send me your music!" | Stafford- "I want to be a groupie too!" |
| Tito Jackson- "Does my butt look big in these pants?" | Steve A- "Hey Big T, You need help, a lot of help!!!!!" |
| P.J. Allegree- "When they say for better or worse; this is the worse part." | Ted Shuttlesworth- "Blessed be the Butter" |
| Matt Mumper- "POWER! POWER! POWER!, As Seen on TV" | Huggy Bear- "The way they dress is Outa Site!" |
| Bob D- "Really, I haven't had time to listen to your music, Really" | Dave Barry- "Keep Your Sex Pootie to Your Self" (At the Bottom -ed) |
| Mike W- "Do you guy's do brakes too?" | Bobby K and Sphincter Breeze- "Our horn section is much louder" |
| Michelle S- "You Rock Sweet Cheeks, YEAH!!!!" | Colleen C- "How does one go about becoming a groupie?" |
| Rene- "I hear your concerts are better than KISS OR Neil Diamond" | Markus K- "Eh...it could be worse" Has he heard this music? -ed. |
| Sandra S- "Your music is as Tasty as a Nice Ripe Limburger" | Louis H- "I like you're music, and for that I apologize." |
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